The Best We Can Hope For.
In the real world this is the best we can hope for: That Saddam
Hussein takes up Donald Rumsfeld's offer, made on January 19th, and
vacates Iraq for a "safe havan" (i.e. the luxurious exile that is the
destiny of all despots)hence avoiding a war. Then the U.S. and their
cronies can install a new puppet leader and get stuck into the oil.
The puppet leader will be funded and armed to the teeth to keep any
uppity Iraqi citizens, Kurds, Shias etc. in line and the Turks will
be pissed off that they missed their chance to put the boot in on the
Kurds and claim some of the booty for themselves. This way thousands
of people will not get blown to bits and the sanctions will have to
be lifted. The media will applaud the Republican hardline hawks and
anti-war protesters will be told that they were wrong all the time
and that they are just anti-American eejits (Americans who are
against the war are also anti-American, I read so in a British
newspaper). Maybe this movement will then turn its attention to the
crimes of Israel or Russia. This is the closest thing to a happy
ending we can expect in the real world. Fingers crossed.
Created By: Garret Shanley