EXTREMELY IMPORTANT !!!!!!!!!!!


Subject: breaking news Date: Fri, 28 Mar 2003 12:38:50 +0100 CNN/Reuters: News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested,Al- Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.

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